I got a mixed up title again! It doesn't work that well, but, hey, it's mixed-up.
Okay, let's start off this daily (and hopefully forever daily until a Death Eater comes by and Avada Kadavra's me) with something from a post by my bestie named
A.T. She inspired me to tell you guys about my how my parents met.
My parents were, in all their full glory, geeks. But they were geeks from the seventies so my dad had contacts and long hair and was pretty stylish in a seventies way. My mom was pretty much the same but minus the contacts. They were the smart people.
My dad was a full-out geek who had a group of nerds who challenge each other. He was one of the only people in his school to actually get five A's in his UPSR so he's pretty smart if you ask me. He wasn't that sporty though except he was pretty good at running and badminton.
My mom was one of those smart and athletic people. She got good grades and was a basketball star thanks to her height and awesome dribbling and shooting skills. She was also someone who got a lot of admirers but none of them were my dad. Yet.
So they were at rival schools. My mom's school called my dad's boarding school RATS because it's name was STAR. My dad's boarding school called my mom's katak (which means frog in malay) because her school's name was KTK. They would shout these names at each other at sight for fun. A friendly rivalry...in a way...okay, just a bit...fine, not really, okay? Happy?
Because my parents were the geniuses that they were, they were chosen to learn German and a whole load of space stuff for this space thing funded by the government. My parents friends set them up on a blind date and my dad won my mother's heart by saying something about not washing his pants. Or was it about him being in a band? I forgot. But they fell in love and I was born and now I'm typing a post for you. Hope you enjoyed knowing why I've been born.
Today I had field day! It's that day were you go into teams and play games for your houses. I happen to be in the red house which is called Magnus after a dragon of some sort because that's our mascot-a dragon. What sucks was that the first event for our team was R&R. It was stupid because we did nothing but eat bananas and drink water. We couldn't even cheer for our team yet.
Next was the shoe dunk. We lost.
You expect some exciting story about someone's eye being poked out by an
aglet or something but nooooo, we just lost because we're horrible at finding shoes.
Third, was the three-legged race which we also lost at because of our awful foot coordination. But we all decided it was best to blame it on Nwill. It made us feel a lot better.
Fourth, was the scarfing contest. Nope, it's not where we sit in rocking chairs and sees who can knit a scarf the fastest while someone is busy shaking the chairs like crazy. Sadly, it's just an eating contest. Not even an individual one. We had to run up and eat oreos without using our hands then drink a cup of water with no hands after we've swallowed the black and white treats. I didn't exactly drink the water. Most of it ended up my nose. Not a great feeling.
Fifth was the sponge contest. It's where we pass the sponges to the last person and that last person runs like a headless chicken to the bucket and squeezes the water out then runs to the front and becomes the first person. It goes on and on until the whistle blows and the people with the most water is the winner! We lost.
But Nwill was stupid enough to dump water over his head. Why is it stupid on a hot desert field day? Well, my naive audience, it's because we had the ice-bucket contest next. Stupid, stupid, Nwill.
We had to dig into a bucket of ice with our feet and search for marbles with our toes. We won this time. (We actually won!) But I'm still not sure if it was worth the burning feeling I got from losing so much heat in my feet. It was a burning feeling but like a frozen burning feeling. It burned like a frozen hell-fire. You get it? No? Well, screw you.
We had an egg-toss next. We didn't last long and lost.
We did the puzzle search. We won.
We had the water-balloon catapult thing afterwards but there were no more water-balloons so it became a tennis ball catapult thing and it wasn't as fun as watching my annoying team mates get soaked. We lost.
The last one, and our third victory, was the plank walk were we have to lift these planks to the other side...while we're on it. That's the twist. We won. All because of my smartawesomeness. It's a word.
In some dictionaries.
Mainly, mine.
OKAY IT'S IN NO DICTIONARY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
To end the day, we had some ice-cream.
That's right, be jealous! Muahahaahahahahaaha!
BYE!
Marsymallow!
P.S. Never going to tell you guys about the seeds because I forgot what's it about again...