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Simba!

Simba!
My little king of the guestroom!

7/10/10

Things that happened...IN MY SUMMER!!

Number one thing that happened was PROM. It was a load of fun. The dancing was great but the getting ready, not so much. I was late, like really late. But I still had lots of fun dancing IN HEELS. OH YEAH. I danced for two hours in heels because 1) I am more superior than my heels and I was trying to prove so and 2) if I didn't wear my heels, my feet would be morphed into waffles with circular holes. I've been stepped on by heels TWICE and let me tell you it was not fun. Once when this girl stepped back because a guy was trying to keep her out and second time was when Vicky was trying walking and then she stepped on my toes. Or was it Amelia? I forgot. Main point is, when a guy breaks up with me, I know that when I step on his toes with heels it's going to hurt him more than it hurts me.


Number two thing that happened is the graduation of middle school. I got an award for highest grade in Science and Arabic. How? I have no idea. But it has Obama's signature on the certificate! I'm a woman now. And not just a woman as in I finally have a red flag that raises every month (if you know what I mean *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*). I mean woman as in now I will finally be able to...be able to...I forgot what was so special about being in freshman year. It's just another year of school except this is the year when everyone hates us because we don't know how to act like high school-ers yet and it'll be much harder than middle school. Suddenly, I feel like going to high school isn't such a great idea. Damnit.

Can someone play the song Damn Regret by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus now? Cause I'm feeling pretty regretful for choosing honors classes.

Putting school aside, Number three thing that has happened is quite the opposite genre. SUMMER VACATION! OH YEAH! I am in Malaysia right now and being lazy. So so lazy. And we have kittens here! They are fat and cuddly and furry and they squeal and they're mom has the cutest mew EVER. I swear, EVER.

I also visited my friends a whole bunch.

First it was A.T's place where we were sent to a mysterious-not-so-mysterious location also known as Sunway Lagoon. I was to be picked up at eight in the morning and still having my fair share of jet-lag and Summer Lazy Fever, I woke up when her dad came to pick me up. I got ready in less than thirty minutes, waited another ten, then we left for her house. After picking up ole Naddo (Nuzzy couldn't come because of her aunt. Stop hogging our Nuzzy, Nuzzy's aunt!), we drove to Sunway Lagoon. When we were supposed to get changed, I realised that I had a big problem. I accidentally brought two of my swimsuit tops and not one pair. So I quickly changed my top, ran to the souvenir store and got a swimsuit bottom and quickly changed. I was in a rush the whole morning I guess. After a bunch of swimming, running, jumping, half-drowning, a-giant-bucket-of-water-fall-on-your-head-ing, floating, eating, drinking, and a whole bunch of other stuff, we came back and played Cadoo! I rule at that game even when I'm freaking lazing on a pillow. Her hamsters were SO CUTE. Except they bite. But don't anyone tell you differently, they were on MY SIDE.

Second one was to Naddo's place! We went to her Hari K. Which in English is technically K Day. But I forgot what the K stood for so I can't fully translate. Me and A.T arrived there looking stupidly like tourists with a giant life board game and a fuled-to-the-brim UNniversity bag.There was a bunch of stuff and my God was her school HUGE. Bigger than ASD. They had a thing called Voldemort's Crib! Wasn't too hard or scary but it was pretty impressive. There was human foosball (is that how you spell it?) and a water gun thing. Naddo's stall sold pizza and popsicle sticks and drinks. It took a long time to finish selling all their products. Me and A.T made a commercial to attract people but it kind of...I don't know...failed. After all was done, A.T wanted to buy a necklace for her mom but once she wasted RM10 on coupons, they told her it was free. Poor, poor A.T. We left for Naddo's house and messed around her room before playing Encore which we are really bad at playing. I don't think we even played it right. You were supposed to sing lyrics to a song that had the word on the card. And I sucked bad. REAL BAD.

Then guess who came? Nuzzy! We played Harry Potter on PS2. We all had our professions, Nuzzy was a great Quidditch player, Naddo was good at potions, A.T was good at the picking up stuff from the jar part of potions and I was quite the superior dueler. Not to brag or anything but I kicked Bellatrix's ass! After dinner, showering, and a bunch of stuff that slipped my easily slipped mind, we played Life. I'm good at that too. I have no idea why. We fell asleep at midnight and woke up around six or seven freezing cold. Naddo was evil. She kept on making it colder until we got our butts up. Hmph! Then we showered, read Dr. Suess, and ate breakfast where we discussed stuff that was important but I forgot what it was because my mind is so forgetful. We watched The Karate Kid and that was when the glass broke and it finally came to me.

Jackie Chan is old now.

I mean not THAT old but he looked real old in the movie. Other than that, it was a good movie and was funny at parts. It made me want to learn Kung Fu. (Just between you and me, I searched up how to do kung fu on youtube once I got internet at home). Once we reached Naddo's house, it was one last game of Harry Potter before we went our separate ways.

That's when I started having the weirdest yet most vivid dreams yet...

TO BE CONTINUED